1. teaat12:

    I kind want this on a tee shirt.

    (Source: somewhat-tempestuous, via piertotum-locomottor)

     


  2. michikomalandroid:

    aa-noms-you:

    pursuingthemeaning:

    do not fall in love with people like me.
    i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

    Calm down John Green

    'do not fall in love with people like me'

    don’t worry i won’t

    (Source: xemkgx, via dandaniscrazy)

     


  3. Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

    nightmaresyndrome:

    mech-tech:

    reblogthings:

    image

    that is a sad number of reblogs

    This was life…..

    (via risky-ryysta)

     


  4. snorlaxatives:

    i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

    (Source: snorlaxatives, via cats-n-shits)

     


  5. When I listen to the climax of a symphony.

    petertchaikowsky:

    50shadesofaviolinist:

    How other people see me:

    image

    In my mind:

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    This is an understatement. 

    (via dandaniscrazy)

     

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  7. mishakoalins:

    A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

    (via dandaniscrazy)

     

  8. gallifrey-feels:

    awkwardsmilememe:

    THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

    this crow is smarter than some humans

    (via tessahandswebmemrm)

     


  9. flowersam:

    you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

    (via risky-ryysta)

     

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  11. aluox:

    image

    I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

    (via dandaniscrazy)

     


  12. witchlingfumbles:

    satdeshret:

    buginateacup:

    Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

    “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

    omfg this is great

    New favorite comeback.

    (via dandaniscrazy)

     

  13. hugcartel:

    why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

    (via dandaniscrazy)

     


  14. tolzmannia:

    clitorisky:

    sarcasm-a-blog:

    avengersonna:

    hellobejules:

    avengersonna:

    avengersonna:

    Just imagine the American version of doctor who

    But dude

    but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.

    Porta potty

    image

    Found it

    Doctor Loo in the Turdis.

    This is America what is a loo

    (via dandaniscrazy)

     

  15. ilvalentinos:

    #walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend

    (Source: forassgard, via this-was-unexpected)